Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost — Russell Baker
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions — Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice — Lord Acton
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in — Bradley’s Bromide
Write a wise word and your name will live forever — Anonymous
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon — Susan Ertz
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper — Emo Philips
There shall be wings! If the accomplishment be not for me, ’tis for some other. The spirit cannot die; and man, who shall know all and shall have wings…
on February 20, 2008 at 6:12 pm
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost — Russell Baker
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions — Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice — Lord Acton
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in — Bradley’s Bromide
on February 21, 2008 at 2:23 am
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Write a wise word and your name will live forever — Anonymous
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon — Susan Ertz
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper — Emo Philips
There shall be wings! If the accomplishment be not for me, ’tis for some other. The spirit cannot die; and man, who shall know all and shall have wings…